Jim:
"Dwight, at 8 am today someone poisons the coffee. Do not drink the coffee. More instructions will follow. Cordially, Future Dwight."
Michael Scott:
"It is an outrage, that's all... it's... they are making a huge, huge mistake. Let's see Josh replace these people. Let's see Josh find another Stanley. Do you think Stanleys grow on trees? Well, they don't. there is no Stanley tree. Do you think the world is crawling with Phyliss's? Show me that farm, with Phyliss's and Kevin's sprouting up all over the place, ripe for the plucking. Show me that farm."
Dwight Schrute:
"When you become close with someone, you develop a kind of sixth sense. You can read their moods... like a book. and right now the title of Michael's book is: 'Something Weird is Going On'... Colon... What did Jan Say?...The Michael Scott Story... By Michaels Scott, with Dwight Schrute."
"You can learn a great deal about a man from his trash. Case in point: Satellite TV bill. Hmph... Lesson learned? He's rich. hmmm, Coffee grounds. Was he enjoying a delicious hot beverage?... OR disguising the scent of cocaine from drug-sniffing dogs... it's a nice house."
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