2-19: Michael's Birthday

"Calling cards... are the wave of the future. These things sell themselves."
-Michael Scott

Oscar: It sounds like a get rich quick scheme."
Michael: "Yes, thank you! You will get rich quick! We all will!"
Toby: "Didn't you lose a lot of money on that other investment, the one from the email?"
Michael: "You know what, Toby? When the son of the deposed king of Nigeria emails you directly, asking for help, you help! His father ran the freaking country! Ok?"

Toby:"Who brought in doughnuts?"
Michael: "Somebody got doughnuts for my birthday!"
Toby: "Happy birthday!"
Michael: "You didn't know it was my birthday."
Toby: "I guess I forgot."
Michael: "Well, I guess I forgot to give you a doughnut."
Toby: "You're serious."
Michael: "mmm."

"When I was seven, my mother hired a pony and a cart to come to my house for all the kids. And, I got a really bad rash, from the pony. And all the kids got to ride the pony, and I had to go inside, and my mother was rubbing cream on me... for probably three hours. And I never came outside. And by the time I got out, the pony was already in the truck, and around the corner. So that was my worst birthday."
-Michael Scott

"When I was 16, I was supposed to go out on a date with a girl named Julie. But there was another Michael in the class, that she apparently thought the date was with. So she went out with him... on my birthday. And, she got him a cake at the restaurant. And it wasn't even his birthday. But I heard about it the next day at school. So, that was the worst birthday I think I ever had."
Michael Scott