"Michael and I have a very special connection. He's like Batman, I'm like Robin. He's like the Lone Ranger, and I'm like Tonto. And it's not like there was the Lone Ranger, Tonto... and Bonto."
-Dwight Schrute
"Question: Is there firewood on the island?"
"I guess."
"Then I would bring an axe, no books."
"No, it has to be a book, Dwight."
"Fine. Physician's Desk Reference."
"Nice. Smart."
"...Hollowed out. Inside: waterproof matches, iodine tablets... beet seeds, protein bars, NASA blanket, and... in case I get bored... Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stone. No, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Question: Did my shoes come off in the plane crash?"
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