3-8: The Merger

THE ARGUMENT Between Andy Bernard and Dwight Schrute:
- "I saw your Dork-mobile in the parking lot, what does it get, like four miles to the gallon?"
- "Uh, try double that... classic Trans Am, vintage American muscle, please..."
-"hmm, K. My Xterra's pretty sweet. Luxurious, yet rugged. Leave it to the Japanese."
-"Xterra's not even a real word."
-"Actually, it is. It's Latin for 'earth.'''
-"Oh, so you drive an 'X-earth.' That makes sense. I'd rather drive a classic Trans Am than an 'X-earth.'''
-"Yeah, I bet you would. Oh, uh, by the way, 1985 called, it wants its car back."
-"Well, I hope 1985 has a time machine, cuz I drive an '87."
-"Oh, speaking of time machines, I just got back from the future, and I went to your funeral, and guess what? Nobody came."
-"Speaking of funerals, why dont you go ahead and go die."
-"Oh, that was a really well constructed sentence. You should be an English professor at Cor-NOT University."
-"Idiot."
-"If I were an idiot, I'd be driving a Trans Am."
-"If you were driving a Trans Am, you would be the smartest idiot in the whole world."