"Why did the convict have to be a black guy? It is such a stereotype. I just wish that Josh had made a more progressive choice... like a white guy, who went to prison for... polluting a black guy's lake."
-Michael Scott
Andy: I am so horny.
Jim: Ok, I can't help you with that.
Andy: Oh, I think you can, Big Tuna.
"I am greatly concerned about having a convict in the office. And I do not care if that convict is white, black, Asian, German, or some kind of halfsie. I do not like criminals."
-Dwight Schrute
Jim--"I know Pam pretty well. I know the things that she likes; and, just as important, I know the things that she hates... so one of the things she likes is pranks, and the things that she hates..."
Jim: Frisbee-based competitions... she...
Andy: Are you kidding? I started the main frisbee golf club at Cornell, where I went to college. I live to frolf!
Jim: Lead off with that.
Andy: Done.
Jim: She loves hunting... She also loves those ads for Six Flags, with the old guy...
Andy: duh da ta da ta dada, duh da ta da ta dada...
Jim: Got it. Also... Do you speak Pig Latin?
"Close your eyes. Picture a convict... What's he wearing? Nothing special, baseball cap on backwards, baggy pants. He says something ordinary, like.. 'Yo, that's shizzle." Ok, now slowly open your eyes again. Who are you picturing? A black man? Wrong. That was a white woman. Surprised? Well shame on you."
-Michael Scott
Karen: You can't give paperclips to a baby, he could swallow them.
Creed: Oh, it's ok, I've got tons of them.
"Pam-a-lam-a-ding-dong. Listen, you're cute. There is no getting around it. So, I don't know if you like country music, but I was thinking maybe one of these days we could drive out to a field, crank up some tunes, smoke a few makanutos, maybe even toss a disc around... Ut-way oo-day ou-yay ink-thay, am-pay?"
-Andy Bernard
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