3-3: The Coup

"How would a movie increase productivity, Michael? How on earth would it do that?"
"People work faster after."
"Magically..."
"No. They have to... to make up for the time they lost... watching a movie..."

"Reject a woman, and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind. Also, weak arms."
-Dwight Schrute

"Pull over at Exit 40. There is a Liz Claiborne outlet. I know you like that store. Go inside and shop until I can meet you."
"How do you know I like that store?"
"Many of your blouses are Claiborne's."
"How do you know that?"
"It's part of my job."
"No, it's not. It's officially not."
"Noted."

"Are you playing for the other team? Saboteur! Saboteur! I'm gonna kill you for real. This game, the game is over, I'm really going to
shoot you."
-Andy (Ed Helms)

"Business is like a jungle. And I am like a tiger. And Dwight is like... a monkey... that stabs a tiger in the back with a stick. Does the tiger fire the monkey? Does the tiger transfer the monkey to another branch...pun... There is no way of knowing what goes on inside the tiger's head. We don't have the technology."
-Michael Scott

"'Hug it out, bitch.' That is what men say to each other after a fight. They hug it out, and in doing so, they just let it go... and walk away... and they're done........ Not a good idea to say that to a woman, however, I have found. It doesn't translate."
-Michael Scott