Monday, December 18, 2006

3-1: Gay Witch Hunt

"Jim is gone, he's gone, I miss him so much. Oh, I cry myself to sleep, Jim... False. I do not miss him."
-Dwight Schrute

"You don't, you don't call retarded people 'retards.' It's bad taste. You call your friends 'retards' when they're acting retarded. And I consider Oscar a friend."
-Michael Scott

"No, that is the fun of this place! I call everybody 'faggy.' why would anyone find that offensive?"
-Michael Scott

"Can you tell who's gay and who's not?"
"Of course."
"What about Oscar?"
"Absolutely not--"
"Well, he is."
"Well, he's not dressed in women's clothes...so..."

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